{"product_id":"vhs-rated-mini-tins-nostalgic-humorous-useful-gift","title":"VHS Rated Mini Tins - Nostalgic humorous useful gift","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"160\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome days deserve their own rating.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"421\"\u003eThese mini black tins are inspired by old-school VHS rating labels, reimagined for the modern emotional support era. Each tin features a bold, raised texture black-and-white “Rated” design with a tiny dose of sarcasm, solidarity, and extremely accurate adult-life exhaustion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"575\"\u003ePerfect for holding little essentials, tiny survival tools, or the emergency items that keep you functioning when your internal battery is blinking red.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"mo39t9\" data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"599\"\u003eChoose Your Rating\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"653\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"620\"\u003eML: Mental Load\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"623\"\u003eFor excessive invisible labor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"676\"\u003eP: Perimenopausal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"679\"\u003eFor hormonal chaos, strong language \u0026amp; unexplained insomnia\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"782\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"751\"\u003eT: Tired\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eFor patriarchy-related fatigue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eBO: Burned Out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"805\"\u003eFor prolonged exposure to modern life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eO: Over-Stimulated\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"870\"\u003eFor excessive input and insufficient caffeine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1o2c85r\" data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"937\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003eEach tin is small, sturdy, and satisfyingly useful — the kind of thing you can toss in a purse, desk drawer, car console, nightstand, travel bag, or “do not perceive me” kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e approximately 3.75\" x  2.35\" x  0.8\" (9.5 cm x 6 cm x 2 cm)\u003cbr data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1172\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e black tin with white VHS-inspired artwork in a raised UV print that you can feel\u003cbr data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1217\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e retro, sarcastic, adulting survival gear\u003cbr data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1284\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eUse for:\u003c\/strong\u003e mints, meds, vitamins, earplugs, hair ties, tiny notes, stitch markers, jewelry, emergency chocolate, or whatever keeps you from becoming the villain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1orspav\" data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1471\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1473\" data-end=\"1708\"\u003eThese are tiny containers for big moods. 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